diff --git a/args.go b/args.go
index 3c4bec9..a6cf053 100644
--- a/args.go
+++ b/args.go
@@ -12,6 +12,8 @@ type botOptions struct {
 	LogConvIDStr string `env:"BOT_LOG_CONVID" envDefault:""`
 	HomePath     string `envDefault:""`
 	JSON         bool   `env:"BOT_LOG_JSON" envDefault:"false"`
+	RedditUser   string `env:"BOT_REDDIT_USER" envDefault:""`
+	RedditPass   string `env:"BOT_REDDIT_PASS" envDefault:""`
 }
 
 func parseArgs(args []string) botOptions {
@@ -27,6 +29,8 @@ func parseArgs(args []string) botOptions {
 	flags.BoolVar(&cliOpts.JSON, "json", false, "enables JSON logging")
 	flags.StringVar(&cliOpts.LogConvIDStr, "log-convid", "", "set the keybase conversation log id")
 	flags.StringVar(&cliOpts.HomePath, "kbhome", "", "sets alternate keybase home folder for debugging")
+	flags.StringVar(&cliOpts.RedditUser, "reddit-user", "", "sets the reddit auth user")
+	flags.StringVar(&cliOpts.RedditPass, "reddit-pass", "", "sets the reddit auth password")
 	if err := flags.Parse(args[1:]); err != nil {
 		log.Fatalf("Unable to parse cli args: %+v", err)
 	}
@@ -44,6 +48,12 @@ func parseArgs(args []string) botOptions {
 		if cliOpts.LogConvIDStr != "" {
 			opts.LogConvIDStr = cliOpts.LogConvIDStr
 		}
+		if cliOpts.RedditUser != "" {
+			opts.RedditUser = cliOpts.RedditUser
+		}
+		if cliOpts.RedditPass != "" {
+			opts.RedditPass = cliOpts.RedditPass
+		}
 	}
 	return opts
 }
diff --git a/cmd/eyebleach.go b/cmd/eyebleach.go
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4b7bfe5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/cmd/eyebleach.go
@@ -0,0 +1,33 @@
+package cmd
+
+import (
+	"os"
+
+	"github.com/kf5grd/keybasebot"
+	"github.com/teris-io/shortid"
+	"samhofi.us/x/keybase/v2/types/chat1"
+)
+
+var EyebleachAd = chat1.UserBotCommandInput{
+	Name:        "eyebleach",
+	Usage:       "",
+	Description: "Sends some cute critters",
+}
+
+func Eyebleach(m chat1.MsgSummary, b *keybasebot.Bot) (bool, error) {
+	path, desc, err := getRandomRedditMedia(b, "eyebleach", "top", 20)
+	if err != nil {
+		eid := shortid.MustGenerate()
+		b.Logger.Error("%s: %+v", eid, err)
+		b.KB.ReactByConvID(m.ConvID, m.Id, "Error: %s", eid)
+		return true, nil
+	}
+	// upload the image
+	b.KB.UploadToConversation(m.ConvID, desc, path)
+	// delete the file
+	err = os.Remove(path)
+	if err != nil {
+		b.Logger.Error("Unable to remove file %s", path)
+	}
+	return true, nil
+}
diff --git a/cmd/reddit.go b/cmd/reddit.go
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b1941f6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/cmd/reddit.go
@@ -0,0 +1,162 @@
+package cmd
+
+import (
+	"fmt"
+	"io"
+	"math/rand"
+	"net/http"
+	"net/url"
+	"os"
+	"path/filepath"
+	"strings"
+	"time"
+
+	"github.com/PuerkitoBio/goquery"
+	"github.com/google/uuid"
+	"github.com/jzelinskie/geddit"
+	"github.com/kf5grd/keybasebot"
+)
+
+func getMetaLoginCreds(b *keybasebot.Bot) (username, password string, err error) {
+	user, ok := b.Meta["reddit-user"]
+	if !ok {
+		err = fmt.Errorf("No reddit username has been set.")
+	}
+	pass, ok := b.Meta["reddit-pass"]
+	if !ok {
+		err = fmt.Errorf("No reddit password has been set.")
+	}
+	username = user.(string)
+	password = pass.(string)
+	return
+}
+
+func getRedditSubmissions(b *keybasebot.Bot, sub string, sort string, count int) ([]*geddit.Submission, error) {
+	// check the sort type
+	allowedSort := map[string]bool{
+		"hot":           true,
+		"new":           true,
+		"rising":        true,
+		"top":           true,
+		"controversial": true,
+		"":              true,
+	}
+	if !allowedSort[sort] {
+		return nil, fmt.Errorf("%s is not an allowed sort method", sort)
+	}
+	user, pass, err := getMetaLoginCreds(b)
+	if err != nil {
+		return nil, err
+	}
+	session, err := geddit.NewLoginSession(
+		user,
+		pass,
+		"golang:pub.keybase.haukened.ssh0le:v2.0 (by /u/no-names-here)",
+	)
+	if err != nil {
+		return nil, err
+	}
+	subOpts := geddit.ListingOptions{
+		Limit: count,
+	}
+	submissions, err := session.SubredditSubmissions(sub, geddit.PopularitySort(sort), subOpts)
+	if err != nil {
+		return nil, err
+	}
+	return submissions, nil
+}
+
+func filterSubmissions(gs []*geddit.Submission, test func(*geddit.Submission) bool) (ret []*geddit.Submission) {
+	for _, s := range gs {
+		if test(s) {
+			ret = append(ret, s)
+		}
+	}
+	return
+}
+
+func filterMedia(gs []*geddit.Submission) (ret []*geddit.Submission) {
+	test := func(s *geddit.Submission) bool {
+		return strings.HasSuffix(s.URL, ".jpg") ||
+			strings.HasSuffix(s.URL, ".png") ||
+			strings.HasSuffix(s.URL, ".gif") ||
+			strings.HasSuffix(s.URL, ".mp4")
+	}
+	ret = filterSubmissions(gs, test)
+	return
+}
+
+func fixGfycatURL(sub *geddit.Submission) error {
+	resp, err := http.Get(sub.URL)
+	if err != nil {
+		return err
+	}
+	defer resp.Body.Close()
+	doc, err := goquery.NewDocumentFromReader(resp.Body)
+	if err != nil {
+		return err
+	}
+	vids := doc.Find("source")
+	found := false
+	for _, vid := range vids.Nodes {
+		for _, element := range vid.Attr {
+			if strings.HasSuffix(element.Val, ".mp4") && strings.Contains(element.Val, "-mobile") {
+				sub.URL = element.Val
+				found = true
+				break
+			}
+		}
+	}
+	if !found {
+		return fmt.Errorf("Unable to find Gfycat Video, because they suck.")
+	}
+	return nil
+}
+
+func downloadRedditMedia(s *geddit.Submission) (path string, err error) {
+	// break down the url to get the path, less the host and any arguments or fragments
+	URLParts, err := url.Parse(s.URL)
+	if err != nil {
+		return
+	}
+	// get the file extension
+	ext := filepath.Ext(URLParts.Path)
+	if ext == "" {
+		err = fmt.Errorf("URL had no media file extension")
+		return
+	}
+	// get the file
+	response, err := http.Get(s.URL)
+	if err != nil {
+		return
+	}
+	defer response.Body.Close()
+	// open a tmp file for writing
+	uid := uuid.New()
+	path = fmt.Sprintf("/tmp/%s.%s", uid, ext)
+	file, err := os.Create(path)
+	if err != nil {
+		return
+	}
+	defer file.Close()
+	_, err = io.Copy(file, response.Body)
+	return
+}
+
+func getRandomRedditMedia(b *keybasebot.Bot, sub string, sortby string, count int) (path, description string, err error) {
+	submissions, err := getRedditSubmissions(b, sub, sortby, count)
+	if err != nil {
+		return
+	}
+	mediaSubs := filterMedia(submissions)
+	// select a random post
+	rand.Seed(time.Now().Unix())
+	randSub := mediaSubs[rand.Intn(len(mediaSubs))]
+	path, err = downloadRedditMedia(randSub)
+	if err != nil {
+		return
+	}
+	// generate the description
+	description = fmt.Sprintf("image by /u/%s", randSub.Author)
+	return
+}
diff --git a/main.go b/main.go
index 0263d24..e79644c 100644
--- a/main.go
+++ b/main.go
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 package main
 
 import (
+	"fmt"
 	"os"
 	"os/signal"
 	"syscall"
@@ -20,6 +21,10 @@ func main() {
 	b.JSON = opts.JSON
 	b.LogWriter = os.Stdout
 	b.LogConv = chat1.ConvIDStr(opts.LogConvIDStr)
+	if opts.RedditUser != "" && opts.RedditPass != "" {
+		b.Meta["reddit-user"] = opts.RedditUser
+		b.Meta["reddit-pass"] = opts.RedditPass
+	}
 
 	// register the bot commands
 	b.Commands = append(b.Commands,
@@ -44,6 +49,18 @@ func main() {
 			Run:  keybasebot.Adapt(cmd.SendPrice, keybasebot.MessageType("text"), keybasebot.CommandPrefix("!price")),
 		},
 	)
+	// if there are reddit credentials add the reddit commands
+	if opts.RedditPass != "" && opts.RedditUser != "" {
+		b.Commands = append(b.Commands,
+			keybasebot.BotCommand{
+				Name: "eyebleach",
+				Ad:   &cmd.EyebleachAd,
+				Run:  keybasebot.Adapt(cmd.Eyebleach, keybasebot.MessageType("text"), keybasebot.CommandPrefix("!eyebleach")),
+			},
+		)
+		fmt.Printf("%+v\n", opts)
+	}
+
 	// catch ctrl-c so we can clean up
 	c := make(chan os.Signal)
 	signal.Notify(c, os.Interrupt, syscall.SIGTERM)